Yay! I'm a winner!

So, today, I received this email. It wasn't even an email, merely an attachment within the email with the subject line 'Read'. Well, with a command like that, I was unlikely to turn aside from finding out what joy had arrived in my inbox.

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So, I'm a winner, apparently. Very tempted to reply to them and string them along a bit. Be a bit of a giggle, no?