Thursday, 15 July 2010

Sorry

I've been staring blankly at my blog for the last four days, in the hope I would write something amusing or if not that, at least. I haven't, and now I come to the end of my working week, leaving you all bereft of insight, amusement, and probably purpose. For this, I am truly sorry. I hope you can get over it swiftly, and keep on coming back.

If not, screw you. We don't want your type around here anyway.

Any suggestions for what to write about from anyone, be you first time visitor, or regular sufferer, are very welcome. Go on, help me out here.

7 comments:

Sam said...

Ooh please write about teachers' pay packets!

While you're at it, I'd like you to do a character study of Gok Wan.

Love you.

Tim Goodall. said...

May I refer you here...
http://thattheologystudent.blogspot.com/2010/01/whatever-you-want-it-to-be.html

I think you're up to 'The Black Panther'.

Thus, I look forward to reading about the most fascinating animal. Yes, you can use Bagheera for inspiration.

"It was a sound like one never heard before in this part of the jungle. It was a man cub! Had I known how deeply I was to be involved, I would've obeyed my first impulse and walked away."

Anonymous said...

I think you should write an essay about how amazing I am... and quite probably a poem too.

The world would appreciate that.

fromthesamesky said...

Have you ever done a 'stream of consciousness'? That can sometimes help get the creative juices flowing!

Riley said...

Write about nothing... sometimes it gives you something. Tell us about your job- no matter how mundane. Tell us about that freak in the cubicle over there (if your job involves cubicles...) that like dips their bananas in their pop or has a cat themed sweater. Tell us about what you're doing on nights and weekends (so we can stalk you... :) ) Or tell us about that girl in India.

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